AISubs v3.7
- Hello, I'm Shibata. - I'm Ryota.
- I'm Toshimitsu. - I'm Ryota.
- I'm Toshimitsu. - And I'm Sasaya.
In 2022, a ranking of the total number of views on our channel was announced.
- It's out now. - Yes.
- We're in 7th place. - Wow!
If you look at the short videos, we're in 1st place.
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- Short videos. - Short videos.
- That's a lot of points.
- It's worth 5.6 billion yen. - 1.3 billion yen.
- 5.6 billion yen. - That's amazing!
- We're in 7th place. - That's amazing!
- I want you to divide the points. - Yeah, I want you to divide them.
- It's like you're saying, "The highest speed is like this with short and long distances." - Yeah.
- Yeah, for example... - I want you to bite me.
- It's easy for you to bite me. - Isn't it easy for you to bite me?
- It's easy for you to bite me. - I'm embarrassed.
But that doesn't matter.
What I thought was amazing was...
- That Mikuru Channel and Asakura Mikuru-san's Kirin Kirin Channel were ranked first. - Wow!
- How did you like them for rank first?
- How did I like them? Asakura Mikuru-san wasn't ranked first. - Huh?
- Do you like the Kirin Channel? - Yeah.
- That channel earns quite alot of profits or views. - Yeah.
Just by watching the replays and десятy-plus views, you know...
But we don't have to put in any effort to make a Kirin Kirin video.
Why would we even try hard to put out a Kirin Kirin video?
It made me feel weird, so...
Hold up, Lily. What's going on in here?
[Reality check!]
- Could you please leave me alone? I think we can win this ranking. - Hm?
It's not the time for that!
This time, we're going to seriously make a cut-out video.
That's what we've been thinking about.
How we're going to do it is...
There's a cut-out video with an original video.
We're going to cut out a part of it and connect it together.
But we're only going to make the cut-out part of the original video.
We're going to make a cut-out that doesn't exist.
We've asked the people who make cut-outs of "Toukai-yo- no-ya" to upload it to their channels.
I've come up with a theme.
"Toukai-yo-no-ya" One Drinking Show.
Oh!
Are you going to do it?
I've been drinking a lot of Deadwood's music.
Is that okay?
You want to drink, don't you?
I asked you if you wanted to drink, and you said you wanted to drink.
I thought so.
Yes, I was told.
That's right.
Is it okay?
I'd like to ask you if you want to drink at the end of the show.
It's zero, isn't it?
Yes, Shibayu-san.
I've been thinking about it.
It's like taking a picture of someone you don't know with your smartphone.
Oh!
I see.
I haven't thought about it yet.
You and I have a lot of impressions, don't we?
It's increased a lot recently.
Yes, it has.
I guess Zazzy and Toma were disgusting.
That's right.
Let's have a strategy meeting first.
We have nothing more to say.
Yes.
Thank you for your cooperation today.
Thank you for your cooperation.
[This video is a derivative work of the company.]
Thank you for your cooperation.
The first one is a video of us doing delicate things with super high tension.
And when we were doing something with high tension, we found out that all of our bodies were out of the desk.
Suddenly, lies are exposed.
It's impossible.
What is the season for this?
[This video is a derivative work of the company.]
Thank you for your cooperation today.
I'll turn the camera for muscle removal.
[This video is a derivative work of the company.]
Ready...
Run!
[This video is a derivative work of the company.]
We're done!
That was hilarious.
- That was hilarious. - That was good.
- It's weird, but... - I'm feeling better now.
- If we did that, we might not have made it. - Yeah.
- We wouldn't have done it. - We wouldn't have done it.
- We would've done it if we had money. - If we only had that much money, we could've done it.
- We could've done it. - We could've made it as a power time.
Oh, wake up, everyone.
- Are you okay? - Oh, sorry, thank you.
Thank you.
Today, we will have a break.
Yes, we will.
We will have a break.
Yes, we will.
We will have a break.
We don't want to waste time.
We will eat a lot.
I'm hungry!
We will eat a lot.
We will eat a lot and we will be full.
We will drink water or soup at the end.
I'm tired.
I'm suddenly tired of training.
We will do our best.
You don't have to do that.
I noticed that.
We are going to pretend like we were called "Please come here" by some actor.
We are going to change our clothes and...
Even if we say that, we are going to change our clothes.
Yes, I'm going to change my clothes, too.
You can't change your clothes, can you?
I also ordered some rice.
But it's not "half-rice". It's "mixed rice".
Let's get started.
Thank you.
Special ramen, fried set, it's all here.
So...
I'm a little hungry,
so I'm going to get some food and go to bed.
I'm going to bed.
Like Sabu-chan...
Yes!
I think it's good.
Sabu-chan is eating while cutting through his head.
Something like that.
Well, let's sleep.
Good night.
Sabu-chan is eating while cutting through his head.
I haven't eaten for a month.
Cut!
Great, great.
You should have asked me!
Why did you cut me through?
There's no point in asking you.
It was funny like a fool.
It was funny because you cut me through.
If you drink coffee, you'll break your stomach.
You'll break it.
Sabu-chan is eating while cutting through his head.
In short, you lose by playing a game, right?
Yes, and...
It's a little too beautiful, so...
Can you do it for me?
Idiot!
Can you do it for me?
Is there such a beautiful and sensitive sound like that?
No, there isn't.
I'm going to play a game in Texas Hall.
There's a price you have to pay for bed in front of you, right?
Yes.
You have to pay for your drink in front of you.
If you want to get off, you have to get off at that moment.
At the end of the game, you have to do it like this.
If you lose, you have to get off at that moment.
It doesn't matter if you win or not.
You have to choose the worst one.
Sabu-chan is eating while cutting through his head.
So, I chose this one.
(Laughter)
I'm drinking meaningless liquor.
Release!
(Laughter)
Release!
Ah!
It's a practice.
(Laughter)
Ah!
Why?
Eh?
Get off!
Wait a minute!
This is bad!
No, it's frustrating.
It was a practice, so it's a practice.
Why?
I mean, I won't get off from here anymore.
This is just a practice.
Goal?
Yes, it's a goal.
That's right.
Yes.
Two pairs.
Three cards.
Wow!
I'm sorry, Tezuya-san.
(Laughter)
Well...
Oh, no!
Your top hit is strong!
No, Tezuya-san, two pairs is strong.
I'm telling you.
This is strong!
(Laughter)
I'm glad it's a main story.
(Laughter)
I'm glad it's a main story!
Ah!
Well, let's start.
Yes.
Let's end it with a fun video.
See you.
Why?
And...
Why?
Spit it out! Spit it out!
Shibayu-kun!
Wait a minute.
Seriously, you should spit it out even if you don't want to.
No, this is not in the main story.
(Laughter)
I'm curious about this!
This is funny.
I want to watch this video for more than ten minutes.
I want to watch the continuation.
(Music)
This is the main story.
(Laughter)
I'm curious about this!
This is funny.
I want to watch this video for more than ten minutes.
This is a common scene in the main channel.
Please get drunk for the time being.
It's early in the morning, so I asked Sabu-chan to do it.
Sabu-chan.
Yes, I understand.
It's easy to understand.
I'm going to do it all here.
Let's do a story like that.
Well, let's move on from there.
I understand.
Well, please do it.
(Music)
Why are you so calm?
Cut it out.
Amazing.
So, first of all, drinking party is over, right?
It's over.
I'm going to have you drink one liter of milk.
Yes.
When do you usually drink one liter of milk?
Definitely when I eat cookies.
No, it's not.
What's the correct answer?
The correct answer is...
When you eat spicy food.
I see.
Amazing.
You say it in a different way.
Well, I'll let you choose.
Director...
Director, please choose one.
No, director, I really...
Director...
I want to respect your autonomy.
Damn it.
It's a parallel line.
You can do it, Tetsuya.
You can do it.
Yes, I shuffled it well.
Yes.
Right or left?
Right!
Wow!
(Laughter)
Be careful, Fugo!
That was a good reaction.
I got it.
I shuffled it once...
What?
I was wondering what you were doing.
What?
(Laughter)
Well, it's a series of times.
You have to catch up with the time of the person in front of you of the same team.
And you have to drink milk in total.
Yes.
I don't know if it's such a confrontation.
You have to do your best.
You have to hurry up.
You have to eat as fast as you can.
Open!
I'm scared!
Three!
Two!
Start!
Nice!
You don't have to do your best like that!
It was amazing!
You ate it so fast!
Open!
You really ate it up.
It's amazing.
As a gay person...
It's amazing!
I'm impressed.
Really?
Anyway, is "DAY ONE" over for today?
I think so.
It's hard to make one or two.
It's expensive.
So, "DAY ONE" is over!
See you next week!
First of all...
We're going to hold "SEKI & AKIO" competition.
While we were doing "TOCHI TENSETSU NO OOGIRI"...
When I looked down...
Tetsuya's sweat looked like a triangle.
"Oh, it's "Freemasonry"!"
He said like that.
It's a little contrary to "cutout style" but...
With about 10% of mistakes...
From the beginning...
You wanted to do it!
I did it!
I did it from the beginning!
To be honest, I want you to greet me.
I want you to greet me.
Let's do it from the beginning!
Yabatakutsu Zenyan!
Time's up!
Oh...
That was about 30 minutes, wasn't it?
You did it too much.
It's over.
At this pace...
You can take it off now.
Ouch!
You can take it off now.
It's so miso-like, isn't it?
I should have taken this one!
Misotakutsu Zenyan is done!
Let's go with "khan".
I'll show you my "khan" skill.
It's "khaouka".
Oh, "khaouka".
Let's do it.
Cosplay style.
All synchronized!
It's not "khaa", is it?
I'll take it off!
You look like you're having a hard time.
Don't say that!
Okay!
Alright!
That was easy.
I'm glad you reacted like that.
You look like you're having a hard time.
When I'm doing anything,
Ryo starts to do flambe over there.
Like that.
It's like a real ASMR.
Someone is standing in the middle and doing like this.
It's too much.
That's enough.
You should do it like this.
I want you to connect this to your nose or something like that.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's like gum coming out of it.
Gum!
Can you stop it with gum?
Gum is scary.
Did you bite it?
You should bite it!
Huh?
It's the worst.
I'm sorry, Mashima.
Can you lend me your earphone?
I'm going to put it in my stomach from now on.
Can you cut it and overwrite it?
I don't know how to overwrite it.
It's easier for you to do it yourself.
It's better for me to do it myself.
I like that moment.
I like this moment, too.
Overwriting is complete.
Can you do it?
That's what it is.
I'll do it again.
Of course, anytime.
I'll do it.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Please continue.
Two hundred.
I didn't think we would get even one right.
We were all wrong.
Both screens were messed up.
It's almost like a play.
It's all a dream.
There's a part where we say "Avengers! Assemble!" and it comes out.
It's really cool.
It's probably set up so that this sound source flows around 16 o'clock every day.
And then, like, a black screen is put up like this.
Avengers! Assemble!
And then, like, "Will we get it together someday?"
Maybe some people are doing this prank.
It's pretty hard.
The progress is pathetic.
It's too fluffy.
It's like Buriburi Hayamo.
The progress is pathetic.
Assemble!
Everyone, assemble!
It's 16 o'clock.
It's okay.
Spider-Man.
Then, if you need me, call me right away.
It fell.
It fell pretty hard.
It looks like it fell off a chair.
Right?
It looks like it hurts.
Okay!
Okay.
If we can do this at this timing,
we'll be able to succeed.
We should have started this prank.
Why don't you make us do it?
It doesn't matter.
Next is...
What should we do?
Toshimitsu is sticking to the window because of the wind pressure.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
It's windy because of the wind pressure.
It hurts!
Why?
How is it?
Are you okay?
It hurts.
His hair is moving.
It's barely moving.
Is it okay?
You're funny.
Scott Halser is strong.
He's really strong.
It's not good.
It's over.
That game was amazing.
It was amazing.
It's okay.
What was that game?
It's a dream.
It's scary.
It's a dream.
What about the peeing game you mentioned earlier?
What?!
But you said something that doesn't make any sense.
Go and do it properly.
In the bathroom, I'm holding my phone, and Tetsuya is sitting there.
And I'm like, "I can't stand it anymore. I'm going out."
I'm pooping.
Let's do it! I'm going to pee in the meantime!
I'm pooping in this gap.
It's for my private life.
I'll leave it here.
Is it too late?
Let's do it two-on-two.
It's over.
It's already the end.
What?
When I'm pooping...
Ah!
Wait!
Ah!
I think we have about seven of these.
And I don't know about you, but there's one thing I want to get when you're here.
It's winter!
Is it going to be day three?
Day three?
Isn't it too much?
It's long!
You did it yesterday, didn't you?
Yesterday...
It was a city legend.
It was amazing in the afternoon.
It was a real one!
There's one more here and one more extra.
It's not a play, so I'll say it lightly.
Oh, you're going to say it now?
Yes.
Then, for the last one, we'll do the "shvangelion" quiz here.
It's like that.
It's weird.
For sure, in "shvangelion", there's a quiz about "shvangelion".
It's usually in "shvangelion" when there's a movie version.
And it's broadcasted.
It's broadcasted, yes.
And it's released.
I'm going to use this opportunity as a penalty.
Hey!
Maybe I made the video and I'm doing it on my computer with "shvangelion" quiz.
And when I'm awake, this sun hits my glasses and it's an angry trend.
There's a really good sunshine now.
Can you do it?
What do you think your eyes are?
Can you reflect it?
It's not that angry.
Like this?
You can do it like this.
It's pretty good.
Wait a minute.
What should I do to make you angry?
But it's working!
Wow!
Oh, my God!
Look at his face.
Oh, my God!
Really?
This is bad.
This is amazing.
Wait a minute.
My eyes are burning.
I'm going to sleep ignoring the sun.
This is the only part I want to avoid.
I can do it, sun!
What?
I can do it!
I'm glad you did it!
I've been awake for a while now.
OK!
What is this?
It's a woman's mouth.
This is a pretty good one.
What are you talking about?
It may be the best one.
Now, Shibayu-san...
That's all for this week!
Wow!
Thank you!
It's no good.
It's cold.
It's hot.
It's hot, so...
Well, the director asked me for a scene where I take a sip of the sauna's oropo.
Yes.
It's the best scene because it's set up in an outdoor chair.
And then me and Shintani brought the oropo.
And me and Hitori changed.
We drank and shook hands and came here.
And we did it in the sauna.
It's cold today.
It's cold.
It's a little annoying to go into the sauna now.
It's a cut-off scene, so let's go with the shortest one.
Yes, in an instant.
Let's go.
OK.
Wow!
Push it in!
Ah!
OK, let's go with the half-time.
Let's go with the half-time.
Let's go.
OK.
Half-time.
Ready...
Start!
(sound of a clock)
Cut!
(sound of a clock)
Yes!
Wow!
I was quicker than you guys.
It's awesome from the beginning.
Hahaha!
I couldn't eat any of it.
It was impossible for me to eat it.
- Anyway, it's the last game. - Yes!
As you can imagine, Tetsuya-san is eating his food and drinking his red bottle.
For whatever reason, Tetsuya-san just finished his full marathon.
- Oh! Full! Full! Full! - He just finished his full marathon.
- That's amazing! - What kind of plan is that?
- Right? What did you do? - Full.
- Tetsuya-san, I'd like you to do an insert. - Yes.
Could you sit over there for a moment?
- Tetsuya-san! - What kind of plan is that?
(Tetsuya-san is eating his food and drinking his red bottle.)
- Is it real? Is it real? - Please don't use that sound, Tetsuya-san.
- I feel a little sorry for you. - I know you've been doing this for a long time.
- Okay, let's get this show on the road. - Let's do it!
- Get ready...
- Start!
- Let's go back and do it again.
- What kind of result will it be? - I'm embarrassed!
- You can do it because you always say "really" a lot, right?
- Remember that emotion you had at the time. - Okay!
- What are you talking about? - You're so beautiful.
- It's a lonely round of applause! - Yay!
- Okay, I'm going to edit the footage I got and make it look like it's from a real video.
- Here we go!
- Ah! It's no good!
(It's no good!)
- Do you remember this video? - Yes!
- I saw it. - I was pretty mad when I saw it.
- I edited this part, too, but I'm sure you've been watching this video a lot since you had a fever, right? - Yeah, I did.
- It was so much fun, wasn't it? - It was crazy!
- You even did the part where you couldn't cut it out. - You've been doing this for an unbelievably long time.
- You couldn't cut it out, could you? - I thought you were a genius.
- Were you alive for 22 years? - I was alive!
- Where were you living? - Kaonashishu.
- You made it well. - You can make Kaonashishu so well.
- It's gone. - Oh, yeah!
This was amazing.
When I said it in the video, it went on for the next day.
- And if you said "one minute" it went on for 15 minutes. - Yeah!
- Isn't it fun? - I said it because you worked too fast!
That's amazing. How do you find it?
Yay! Well, the average views of this channel is quite varied, right?
210,000 views, 160,000 views, 310,000 views, 190,000 views...
- It's like an average. - Yeah.
First of all, I directed "Ikki no Mishu".
- The first month, 140,000 views! - Wow!
- It's a bit rare for this channel. - It's amazing.
Even if it doesn't exist, making people want to watch the original video is amazing.
The moment I opened the video, Kaonashishu and Iwakamon have been in demand for the past few years.
- Hahaha! - That's true.
- But it's amazing that you say it's not there! - It's become a strange feeling.
I think it's all in my head, including the past videos.
I'm begging you! I want to watch the original one!
- Wow... - This is...
- There wasn't a video where you could watch it. - Yeah, I couldn't watch the original one.
- And director Shibayu... - Yeah?
- This channel has amazing views. 500,000 views! - Wow!
- That's amazing! - It makes you wonder if it really exists.
Hahaha!
- I've never heard of it. - I've never heard of it.
- It's become such a hot topic. - Oh!
- This is it! - This is it!
- Everyone, please don't make it a hot topic. - Hahaha!
- It was also featured in a Twitter video. - Yeah.
- Anyway, the views were pretty good. - Yeah.
- And even if you just look at it,
I thought it was really interesting in both ways.
- So I think it's possible! - Huh?
- What do you mean by "possible"? - What do you mean by "possible"?
- You know how we often meet up on Netagai or something like that? - Yeah.
- "Only the title is interesting, but..." - Oh!
- "Only the words are interesting." - Yeah.
- "Then how do you make it?" - Yeah.
- "You can't do it in one video, so it's a mistake." - Yeah.
- "This and this and..." - Oh!
- "Recycle it!" - "Recycle it!"
- Hahaha!
- "Collect only a part of it and make it into a delicious bento." - Hahaha!
- It's a topic with a lot of twists. - Yeah, yeah.
- It's like a party. - Should we make it 10 times in the future?
- We can't make it as good as we imagined. - Yeah.
- That's why we bought two days of filming. - Hahaha!
- That's why! - Yeah!
- That's why we bought twice, twice, twice as much as usual! - Yeah.
- If we bought it, it'd be faster if we just bought one. - That's for sure!
- "If you have one day of filming and two days of filming, you can get six of them." - Yeah!
- That means... - No way!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
I mean, if you've watched this main channel, you'll know.
Unfortunately, we were all beaten up in this video.
- Yes, yes. - Yes, yes.
- Tetsuya-san wasn't driving. - Yes, yes.
I only drove a certain distance.
However, it's okay for me to do it like this from time to time.
Goodbye!